July242014

(Source: pagets, via greetings)

6PM

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

6PM
anrgy:

inspirational

anrgy:

inspirational

(via guy)

6PM
1337tattoos:

Yanki

1337tattoos:

Yanki

6PM

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via meetmeintherainforest)

6PM

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(Source: exploudinme, via relahvant)

6PM

luaren:

Honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. Can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. Can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. Can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. And most of all, I can’t wait for BDSM to be labeled a feminist revolution.

(via whitedad)

6PM
  • Tegan: I had a 15 year old who got my phone number and was texting me pictures of herself and I was like 'Oh my god... I'm gonna go to prison, But this is the thing, I was like 'at any second the CIA is going to bust in my door and I was so panicky and I wrote like 92 text back to her, like a letter, I was like 'Dear, I can't remember what her name was... Alicia' I was like 'I don't know how you got my text,er, my phone number... please stop texting me these inappropriate pictures because I'm afraid to go to prison. I know I look tall on stage but I'm actually barely 5'2 and I don't think I'll do well in prison and I also know from reading and watching a lot of television that people who molest children don't get treated very well in prison. So, I would appreciate it if you would please not put me in a position where I could lose everything I've worked so hard for in the last decade and by sending me these photos, and me getting caught, and my name being displayed across the internet, and my mom being so disappointed, and all my friends wondering who I was, I would appreciate that very much."
  • Sara: You did not. You did not text all of that.
  • Tegan: Yes I did! I'm not even done yet. And then I said that I thought she seemed like a very nice person and that she should find someone her own age which looked to be about 14 to send text pictures, or probably not because then they'll go on the internet, and then she'll have to go see a guidance counselor and, um, anyways she wrote back "No problem." That was it. And I also said, oh, and I wrote "p.s. please don't put my number up on the internet because I don't like to switch my phone number very often because I don't have good memory and, um, she wrote back "No problem." So, and I've never gotten a text from her again so that's good... That's my story.
6PM

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via meetmeintherainforest)

1AM

zootedboy:

damn another one of my friends is pregnant

maybe i should start thinking about starting a family

of blunts to smoke cause this shit got me stressed

(via stoner-in-disguise)

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