October12014
dotdotdotsmilyface:

God I love this monster. She is so fucking amazing. I really didn’t think anyone this amazing existed. But I found her. she is a sarcastic bastard And I love it

dotdotdotsmilyface:

God I love this monster. She is so fucking amazing. I really didn’t think anyone this amazing existed. But I found her. she is a sarcastic bastard And I love it

8PM
Bake off time with my favourite :) @sarahbradley1992

Bake off time with my favourite :) @sarahbradley1992

8PM

Getting really turned on by the cakes on GBBO

7PM

dotdotdotsmilyface said: Good god you are beautiful

Good god that’s a mirror youre looking at :)

5PM
Dont think pizza has ever tasted so good. Get in me you saucy bastard.

Dont think pizza has ever tasted so good. Get in me you saucy bastard.

September302014

dotdotdotsmilyface said: Round two? ;)

Shouldn’t that be 3?

7PM
I WISH I WAS A PUNK ROCK WORM WITH FLOWERS IN MY HAIR ;) #demonface @sarahbradley1992

I WISH I WAS A PUNK ROCK WORM WITH FLOWERS IN MY HAIR ;) #demonface @sarahbradley1992

7PM

meetmeintherainforest:

dotdotdotsmilyface:

meetmeintherainforest:

burnsehh:

Note to self: if you have sex in the kitchen, creepy strangers will look through the blinds and spur you on with “GO ON, GET IN THERE” wonderful.

IN THE KITCHEN. REALLY!

On the table as a we cleaned the mess it was :) disinfected it. No worries ;)

Seriously. Not cool.

chill your tits. Kitchens clean now, win win really

6PM

Note to self: if you have sex in the kitchen, creepy strangers will look through the blinds and spur you on with “GO ON, GET IN THERE” wonderful.

12AM

metallipstick:

My education in a nutshell

(via guy)

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